Really Fat Cats

bs asked:


It starts with ” And even if it’s easy to be free, whats your definition of freedom and who the f**k are you anyway………. how did the cat get so fat?

Donna H asked:


Anyway…the Siamese cat use to be fat and quiet and liked to go off by herself. She only needed attention, occasionally. Well, about two months ago, she started losing weight and now looks normal and is alot more energetic. She needs constant attention and whines when she does not get it. The other cat, won’t have anything to do with her. Although, previously, they use to cuddle and be close. It almost seems like her spirit left and a new cat spirit entered her body. She is completely different than she use to be. What do you think is going on?

in_my_opinion asked:


He’s bow-legged which doesn’t affect him much, but he probably doesn’t jump/run as efficiently as other cats. Any ideas on how to exercise him. I have another cat he sometimes plays with, but he’s just so lethargic. Even as a kitten he was so docile and uninterested in playing. Such a cuddler and a sweetheart, but I worry about his health. I already control his portions and he’s been on weight control iams for a few years (he’s four). He’s big-boned naturally, but I just want him to lose a few pounds, like one or two for health reasons. Any tips?

Tayluh asked:


My cats are fat, and unhealthy they wake me up in the middle of the night jumping on the bed deliberately to wake me up and feed them. I get up and feed them so I can get my sleep, but its so unhealthy im afraid they’ll die or something weird like that.

So basically whats a effective cheap diet for my cats,
and how can I stop them from waking me up in the middle of the night?

Best answer 10 points.

BOBO asked:


I would think that most people would pick Politicians as the most trusted professionals. This would be followed by Lawyers as a close second & Physicians would be trailing in peoples trust at a DISTANT last place. Politicians seem to inhabit our governmental offices much MORE than representatives do. Politicians seem to prefer “politicking for their special INTRESTS while representatives “represent” their CONSTITUENCY. I think we’re all in agreement here or most of us so lets move on! Lawyers, every one loves em & their oath of honour makes them beyond reproach. Ever met a Lawyer ya did’nt trust or like? Of course not, thats why MOST politicians are Lawyers! But Physcians, those FAT cats, who could trust one? Both wealthy & arrogant, who would ever vote for one? They’d just corrupt our politicians/Lawyers in office who barely manage to scrape by on their meager salaries! Who would ever trust a doctor as president, over of a lawyer/politician? Think about it folks, think about it!!!

◄BamaBoy205► asked:


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parkedsouth6742 asked:


why is my cat so fat? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWiA6XoN_kY&feature=channel_page

Mandy E asked:


Ok so i have two cats and one is a little overweight despite my attempts to put him on a diet. at any rate, I give them wet food for breakfast and dinner and dry food is left out all the time to acount for lunch etc. I worry the dominant fatter cat eats enought of the food that the other cat doesnt get enough. the other cat is normal weight and does not look like he lacks enough food or anything. I would know if one cat were not gettin enough food right?