Really Fat Cats

War2th asked:


My cat is 17 years old, and really smart too! He’s really fat and he eats A LOT!!!! I’m just saying… he’s is expensive to maintain! I want to get him a SSN, so I claim him on my taxes. I’ve heard it can be done with police force K-9’s and farmers sheep dogs. So… how can it be done?

No trollin’ please.

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I Might Be Showing Her My O Face asked:


Leftists insist there are no “welfare queens” who sit on the dole for an infinite period of time. I beg to differ, but OK, since we’re talking bogus stereotypes can we do away with the welfare queen and at the same time do away with the mythical “rich fat cat who pays no taxes”? The top 2% of income earners in America pay the vast majority of the taxes.

So, can we trade?

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foofy2u2 asked:


Now that all the CEO’s , government leaders have put our country in this mess, how will they be rewarded. They all sat there recieving huge salaries, breaking the country. Will their huge paychecks stay the same while we struggle to survive?

icarlyrove asked:


Except for Thompson, who made a passing remark -something to the effect that everything is fine and americans are great, blah blah blah, more like psychosis..everyone agrees all is well, the economy is great. more of the kool aid pleeze. Whats great? Is that the fat cat republicans who voting bush into office are losing their houses. WAKE UP!!!