March 26, 2009
What is the funniest thing your cat has ever done?
Posted by: admin : Category: Cats
gothamcitygirl13 asked:
One time my sister and I had gone out for a while and when we came back to her apartment we found her fat orange cat rolling around on the carpet in catnip like it was crack. Some how that damn cat got into the cabinet got the catnip out and had his way with it. My sister was furious but I laughed so hard I almost peed myself
One time my sister and I had gone out for a while and when we came back to her apartment we found her fat orange cat rolling around on the carpet in catnip like it was crack. Some how that damn cat got into the cabinet got the catnip out and had his way with it. My sister was furious but I laughed so hard I almost peed myself
March 26th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
well weve got a 2 storie house , and my cat fell out of the window , then he came back up and fell out again.!!!!!
March 28th, 2009 at 12:41 am
wear a lime.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
my cat acts like a dog when i open the bathroom door to go pee hes drinking out of the toliet.
when i’m eating food if i look away its gone.
my cat sounds like a record that stuck when hes about to throw up.
my cat has ran toward the wall and jumped at.
THE END
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:57 pm
full speed into a glass door to get a bird that did the same thing…the bird didnt make it…the cat had to take a timeout. bob saget would have given me the 10 grand if i had it on cam.
April 5th, 2009 at 9:50 am
my mum was runnning a bath, and our cat was in there trying to catch a moth, and then she jumped up to catch it, landed on the side of the bath, tryed to hold on as hard as it could but slipped into the bath hahahhahaha but she was out of there pretty quick
April 6th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
she started playing with yarn ball and then suddenly she started puncing around and then she found the curtains and leaped on them
April 10th, 2009 at 3:58 am
once my grey cat was trying to catch a moth… he was on the kitchen counter, jumped up to catch the moth and then fell into the sink which was full of water…
probably much funnier when you se it!
i just luaghed my head off when i read your cat story
April 10th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
I have a food obsessed cat. She ran into the garage when day when I opened the door and I tried everything to get her to come inside. Finally, I just said, “I have food” and she came running faster than light.
April 11th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
lol that first one was pretty funny…but my cat is shy and we have terrace doors in the back of the house that are totally clear glass…and she was playing right in front of them when guests came over and the first thing she did was jumped right ont other door as fast as she could and knocked herself out for a moment…at first i was concerned but she got right back up a second later and ran away upstairs….i went to check on her after a while and she was totally fine…another time was when she had to have surgery and she was comming off the drugs at my parents house and wabbled straight into the wall and fell down with her feet in the air…she was pretty dopped up id have to say for that to happen.
i think he was nuts too. but he use to repeatedly run into the wall for no reason usually once or twice a day, not even light was on the wall for him to do that…
also a cat i had for only 9 months, he ran away
April 14th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Haha well just today I was about to walk downstairs when my cat Boots was sitting at the landing. He looked at me. Then he was looking at the banister and decided he wanted to jump up on it. But I guess he just didnt realize that it wasnt a counter, so he had nothing to stand on once he jumped up there! And so in result he leaped over the banister and fell 16 feet down to the bottom of the stairs!!
April 17th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
may cat who is otherwise unamused by almost everything else other than food, usually jumps on the TV whenever football is on, then looks at the screen from the top and uses his paws to try and grab either the ball or a player (whichever seems to be moving faster!)
April 19th, 2009 at 4:23 am
I don’t think that I could ever top your catnip storey! That’s a hard act to follow….
My cat’s favourite toy used to be my little girl’s bright pink feathered boa. I am not kidding you. He was a male Siamese cat. He would haul that long feathered boa with him everywhere he went in the house. My daughter hated the fact that the cat kept taking it from her. So we would try to hide it on him. This one night, we hid it in a closet and thought we had finally outsmarted him. We were sitting on the couch and watching TV and the next thing we know….that old can was walking across the living room with that long pink feathered boa trailing right behind him. He had gotten in that closet (bi-fold doors) and took that darn boa again!
April 22nd, 2009 at 3:11 am
I also have a male cat who has a penchant for all things feminine, hair bands, ribbons, hair pins, camisoles, nail files and … those new compact applicator tampons in plastic wrapping, he just loves the noise the plastic makes and they fit perfectly in his mouth. It doesn’t matter how hard you hide them he’ll come dashing through the living room with a tampax compak in his mouth guests or not!
April 22nd, 2009 at 4:51 pm
actually i think it happened last night.
i was sitting down on the couch and i got up to get a toy for my cat who was sittin b-side me and she stretched her paw out to where i woz sitting and wudnt let me sit down
April 25th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
LOL. What a smart cat.
I have ten cats, so surely there are always tons of laughs. One of my cats in particular, Darwin, is a monstrosity. We found him on the streets starving, in the cold, during winter. The first few days of having the cat, I was eating lasagna in my bedroom – Darwin was sitting on my bed, which I stood about four feet from. He was so desperate to reach my lasagna, that he jumped from my bed to the top of my head, balancing himself with his hind legs on my shoulders, while reaching with his front paws to get my food. I couldn’t believe it.
Darwin still displays his hunger as if he is starving, it’s been nearly two years since we found him. If he can get to the food, he’ll eat it. If a bag of bread is left on the counter top, Darwin will rip open the bag and devour almost half of the loaf. It’s hard to believe that Darwin isn’t overweight. Luckily, he hasn’t gotten sick from the strange foods he’s stolen and now we know never to leave any food anywhere within his reach.
April 27th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
My Chimera used to retrieve the lids of 20 ounce plastic bottles. Especially the red and blue ones. Seriously! The first time he did it, I thought it had just fallen while I was recycling, but then I stepped back on it again, and there was Chimi, waiting expectantly for me to throw it again. He’d chase them upstairs and down, over furniture and under it, for half an hour or more sometimes.
Then, Odenskaya used to climb up on top of the catfood bin and just sit there, very regally, waiting for food to be placed before her. I swear to you, Queen Elizabeth never looked that grand, or waited with that much confidence.
Killashandra used to reach up and turn out the lights in the middle of the scariest parts of the late night movies, then just crouch near the switch and chuckle.
Rorschach–she was a tortoise-shell with a half-and-half face, just like an inkblot– used to break into the cabinet where we kept her food and bring a mouthful in to eat wherever we were sitting. She also rode in the car with us, usually sitting on the back of the driver’s seat, and would give me a little claw-crunch in the shoulder if i came too close to any trucks or semis.
And Nal, my gray Abby, so much hated me watching basketball that she would climb up on top of the TV and hang off so her body was blocking my view, then turn to me, blink widely and say ‘Me-ow,’ as if she had been a six-year-old child.
April 28th, 2009 at 11:43 am
It’s a toss-up between 1 of my male cats falling in the bathtub while I was taking a bath or mo oldest female cat rolling off the back of my loveseat while she was sleeping.
April 29th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Two words: lazer pen.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:35 am
MY CAT BEAST.
I PUT ONE OF THOSE MECHANICAL DOGS ON THE COUNTER, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT BARK AND DANCE. BEAST TRIED TO GRAB MY FINGERS AND LEAD ME ALONG THE COUNTER AWAY FROM THE DOG.
I WENT BACK TO THE DOG AND BEAST AGAIN WENT TO ME AND GRABBED MY FINGERS AND LED ME INTO THE FRONT ROOM.
I STOOD THERE AND HE PROCEEDED TO CORRAL ALL OF THE CATS AT MY FEET….AS TO SAY THAT THE “DOG” IN THE KITCHEN IS DANGEROUS !!!
I IMMEDIATELY GOT RID OF THE TOY DOG. I WANTED FOR HIM TO UNDERSTAND THAT I RESPECT HIS THINKING. THAT HE WAS REALLY TRYING TO THINK THIS THROUGH.
May 1st, 2009 at 10:04 pm
was licking it self and fell off the balcony
May 2nd, 2009 at 2:29 pm
omg!! me and my mum were getting on the bus and we didn’t know and our cat followed us and then went in the bus with us. lol
i was laughing so much everyone looked at me and my mum got embarassed lol.
and then the bus driver told us off and we had trouble trying to get it out.
and also it was my mums birthday and we had decorations and stuff and i dont know how he knew it was my mums b day and he caught a mouse and put it on our doorstep my mum told him off though and then he came and cried and it was so cute! he came it and started scratching and taking off the decorations and popping balloons lol
May 3rd, 2009 at 4:39 pm
My cat was trying to eat one of the houseplants. She stood on her hind legs with her paws on the edge of the pot. It was a lightweight plastic one. As she ate, it tipped over onto her head! She was covered in dirt and plant. Covered! Then she looked at me like, “Is there a problem here?”
May 5th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
He blew a bubble
Its a bad quality photo it was taken with my phone..
And then I got a photo of him standing up with his tongue out
He has done quite a lot of funny things, but I thought I’d share some funny photos of him
I thought I’d add the bubble photo isn’t photoshopped, everyone thinks it is.. He was hit by a car on the right side of his head when he was younger and he used to drool when he was happy.. And thats how he somehow blew a bubble..
May 6th, 2009 at 5:10 am
My beloved Hannibal (God bless his soul) LOVED bread. He’d always break into our bread, steal it off a plate, he’d even open cabinets to get to the bread. One day at my parents house be bought some Mrs Baird’s Butter rings. (We had Hanna w/ us, he was still a kitten.) We had nowhere to hide it from him so we turned off out ceiling fan to place the package on top of one of the blades. A little later on I was walking by our bedroom load & behold there was Hannibal, he was chomping down the butter rings. That baby had to have jumped to three different things at different heights to get to it, jump & stretched out his arm, extend his claws, & knock that down from the ceiling fan. All my ex said to him was “Hold on Hannibal, let me get you some milk w/ that!!” I kinda miss him stealing my food. Kinda..